St. Vagina Day
my proposed holiday whereas the male gets to choose the gift of v-g-n- vice having to spend money on all of the typical sh-t that he must purchase for his love interest in honor of long standing valentines day traditions (roses, chocolate, etc.). the only reason he purchases all of this sh-t in the first place is in hopes that he will receive said v-g-n-. let’s cut to the chase and go straight to the v-g-n-…..hip, hip motherf-ckin hooray you wooly nut-f-ckers!
gary: only 3 more weeks until st. v-g-n- day…i am almost p-ssing my p-ss with joy..
gary’s wife: we have been married for 4 years, and you know better than to think your getting some of my whisker biscuit…
gary: i wasn’t talking about your worn out c-ck holster, i was thinking of our babysitters tight hatchet wound. so, shut your fat -ss up and get me another milwaukees best & keep it down while your at it, i am trying to watch lesbian p-rn…
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