stab the squirrel


a phrase that is a reference to having s-x with a girl while she is on her period. it makes more scene if you think of you p-n-s as the “stabbing” tool and her v-g-n- as a small woodland creature that you are in fact stabbing, hence the bl–dy mess.

really gross and kinda pervy way to think, but some do.

note: stabbing the squirrel is the process of doing so.
guy 1: katie is on her period so last night i had to stab the squirrel.

guy 2: dude, that’s really gross and i honestly don’t want to know. -shudder-

–probably a phrase that “hillbillies” are most likely to use/know

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