Stache ride
a verb referring to a person receiving f-ll-t–, c-nn-l-ng-s or -n-l s-x while in a seated position on the face of a person with facial hair growing above his top lip. the person with a moustache is usually a man but can also be a italian or puerto rican woman or any geriatric female without a pair of tweezers and willing tongue.
cowboys are experts in stache rides.
those old broads at the nursing home would be able to give an excellent stache ride if i were into that sort of thing.
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