stadium pal
a discreet external catheter. unlike a regular catheter which i insterted via the urethra, tha stadium pal collects urine with the help of a self adhesive condom. perfect for sporting events, long drives, and any other time when a restroom is simply out of the question.
“5 gl-sses of iced tea and a long public reading? thanks stadium pal!” – david sedaris
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