Stage 3
stage 3 represents the third and final stage of bowel movements caused by ibs or irritable bowel syndrome, which is commonly caused by stress. this stage usually occurs after the stressful action has been completed. stage 3 often consists of sharpened stool, hardened p–p often caused by excess constipation. this is probably the most painful yet most relieving part of the 3 step process.
stage 3 makes me feel like i’m p–ping razor blades.
a stage 3 is when you don’t know what the h-ll you are doing with a girl and just randomly make up stages to get some action. this type of action is best performed by chads, also known as a p-ssy or b-tch. it basically is kissing, but stages are needed with the one we call chad. chad got to a stage 3 just recently. good job chadwick.
lauren: hey, so are you ready to take this to the next stage?
chad: yeah, i’m so ready for a stage 3!!!! lets do it!!! yes!
lauren: ok, here comes stage 3!
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