stage fright
period of time that elapses when two males stand next to each other at a urinal to pee. this extended elapsed time before the p-ss comes out only occurs because of the presence of the stranger next to you and disappears when the muscles finally relax (or the other person leaves).
i stood at the urinal for 5 minutes because i had stage fright.
can be used in two terms
1. happens when two males stand next to each other to urinate, usually they cannot. this is called stage fright
2. happens usually on first time intercourse but can happen in other times of intercourse…
when the male wants to have intercourse with the female, but his p-n-s does not.
instead of staying/getting erect, his p-n-s denies him the privilege.
girl: want to have s-x?
boy: errr yeh!!
boys p-n-s: p-n-s says noooo
boy: your such a d-ck
girl: awww you’ve got stage fright!!
the tension of bladder exit muscles so that no pee can be expelled. it happens when other guys at the urinal are p-ssing away and also if one or two are hung like a horse and you are not.
“hi guys joe has stage fright again and can’t pee.” “i came in here because i need to pee bad. i am not leaving until i do”
the inability to use public bathroom stalls or urinals because of you feeling very uncomfortable or embarr-ssed
i hate going to the bathroom in public i always get stage fright
an embar-ssing disease afflicting males who are unable to urinate in public places, especially when there are others present.
johnny regularly p-sses in cubicles because he has stagefright and can’t face the urinals
an inability to defecate resulting from an excess of chaos in one’s environment.
(shouted through a bathroom door) would you shut up? you’re giving me stage fright!
the time-freezing effect which occurs when you speak to someone through a bathroom door.
telling them to hurry up will only prolong the experience.
you: hurry up, we have to go already!
they: stage fright.
you: d-mned freelance bladder, we’re only going around the corner.
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