Stages of Derp
for people that dont know the stages of derping.
derping is very common now a days where you screw up something or you just come off as plain stupid.
there are four stages of derp:
the first stage in where the majority of people are at and are a non derp where they may screw up once in a while and just reset back to normal at the beginning of each day.
the second stage of derp is a common derp and are usually found in ditches with a shovel as they are boarder line derp usually found with iq’s lower than 100 and derp from 5 to 15 times a day.
the third stage is where you fail at most things in life expessially english and dont know how to spell and may derp from 15 to 50 times a day. this stage is called a pro-derp.
the fourth stage is a royal derp it has nothing to do with the queen but whoever is at this stage should get a medal of some sort because they derp at least 50 or more times a day.
“i hate these stages of derp because it always ends up that i am a common derp at at the end of the day.”
“it’s okay ron, just next time don’t drop out of grade 10”
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