Stain Rider


a man with an insatiable thirst for taking sl-ts back to his lair. these woman are typically much more powerful that he and will use this power to have their way with him, forcing the stain rider into uncouth and demeaning positions. the stain rider indicates his tastes for overzealous and promiscuous females by cultivating a small tuft of black hair under his lip while obsessively shaving all other facial hair. he becomes disillusioned by the smell of these women in the morning and quickly tries to eject them from his dingy cave.
i was getting some internet marketing done the other day and i saw a chronic stain rider trying to get some p-ssy during office hours.
a man with an insatiable thirst for taking ‘slazzas’ back to his lair. these woman are typically much more powerful that he and will use this power to have their way with him, forcing the stain rider into uncouth and demeaning positions. the stain rider indicates his tastes for overzealous and promiscuous females by cultivating a small tuft of black hair under his lip while obsessively shaving all other facial hair.
i was walking past a new bar in parnell and i saw a stain rider pilling off his head on fake ecstasy (crack). he was working on a sluzza who seemed torn between him and the bouncer.

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