Stairface Chippendale


a “stairface chippendale” is the term used to describe someone who thinks he is without fault in any situation and that the world owes him an apology because his own life is worthless.

“stairface” may refer to either:

a. an area of granulation tissue positioned along ones head in a staircase-like formation, or

b. the fact that the person in question feels like he may walk all over someone as if they don’t matter – because his righteousness reigns supreme.

frequently, examples ‘a’ and ‘b’ are exemplified by one in the same person.

“chippendale” is the reference that the offender believes that his high horse is justified, therefore allowing him to be the “stairface” as described.
after the accident, he turned into a total stairface chippendale.” “really? i haven’t talked to him to know…” “oh yeah. he wears the scars as a badge requiring all those in the know to bow down in pity for him. further, he uses the bad circ-mstances to justify his treating others, especially family, as worthless garbage.” “wow, that’s rough dude.” “yeah it is, but that stairface chippendale can go f-ck himself because the way he treats others is inappropriate and is better than he himself should be treated.” “i see your point. what a doucher.

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