Stairwell Tour
as in “takin’ the stairwell tour”. to become so crunk you make insane -ssumptions like the hotel doesn’t have an elevator (because you can’t locate it) so you take the stairwell as the only option.
sheila: “dude, where’s amy? we came into the lobby together but i can’t find her now!”
rob: “well, she tried to get on top of the table at the bar, so…prolly took the stairwell tour.”
or “better check it willis or you’re gonna be takin’ the stairwell your.”
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