stalk-contact


the moment when communication or a connection has been accomplished with the stalkee of your efforts. this may involve speech or a brushing of the arm when the stalkee walks past the stalker. “stalk” can be subst-tuted for the codename of your stalkee.
“omg did you just see that cook-contact?! i just b-mped into him!”

“awww i loved that stalk-contact today, i love talking to zip!”

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