stalker album
a photo alb-m made on your phone or device that contains every picture you’ve ever found or been sent personally of the hottest person you’ve ever seen in your life.
every photo he has ever texted me of himself i always keep in my stalker alb-m. so i can see that pretty face anytime i want.
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