Stalker Smile
noun.
used when referring to someone who’s smile makes you feel uncomfortable. usually a full toothed grin with widened eyes and raised eyebrows. you usually find yourself expecting them to say, “hey kids, get in the van, i have candy for you.”
guy: you know barney? he totally has a stalker smile.
guy2: i know, right? i can just picture him on the news for rape charges.
or
girl: mr. (insert creepy teacher’s name here) has such a stalker smile. it creeps me out. i can’t stand to be in his cl-sses.
girl2: ugh me either. it always feels like he’s checking me out.
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