stalking
a show of one’s devotion.
some call it stalking. i call it love.
apparently what guys are doing if they flirt with a girl that doesn’t like them.
“like, omg, this guy is stalking me because i don’t like him and he asked me out. now lemme look at that hot guy’s mysp-ce for the 19th time today.”
how to show that you really love her
when you’re stalking, a restraining order is just another way of saying “i love you too.”
when no just isn’t enough
inmate 1: why you here?
inmate 2: my girlfriend broke up with me so i followed her around for a year or so.
inmate 1: what did they charge you with?
inmate 2: stalking
to follow and/or spy on someone you have feelings for. those feelings need not be of a kind and loving nature. people who stalk are usually obsessed with the stalkee.
tim: why are you hiding in that bush?
john: i’m stalking the girl who lives here!
when two people in love go for a nice long walk.
only, one of them doesn’t know they’re being followed.
dude one: i think that girl is stalking me man and it’s freaking me out.
dude two: oh man don’t sweat it. it just means you’re in love!
dude one: okay seriously man, what the f-ck?
the act of seeking a hot person out in any means possible. stalking is meant to be innocent and doesn’t always make the person a stalker.
examples of stalking include searching the person on the internet, adding as a friend on social networks and wathcing their every move, clicking on their mom’s profile to find out personal family information, casually asking in a conversation where they live, driving by their house repeatedly, getting their tag number, dropping by at their job, following the person through the grocery store… and the list goes on.
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