Stall Pause


the time that someone waits after going dookie in the employee rest room until no one is in the rest room and the coast is clear to make their exit in order to maintain anonymity
boss: why are you late for the presentation?
employee: sorry i had to stall pause
boss: what?
employee: after last nights all you can drink draft beer and all you could eat taco’s i blew up the bathroom and just as i was ready to walk out of the stall the maintenance guy came in so i had to stall pause while he replaced the towels.

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