Stallone

a catholic redemption story about a bullied, weak and fragile boy with a weird mother; who grew up, buffed up (steroids), and made sh-t films that were excessively violent to vent the fustrations of his heavy past.
angry boy: “i’m so mad i could just do a stallone.
1. women or men who have exceptionally thick and stubby fingers, much like sylvester stallone.

2. sausage fingers
i can’t use this small -ss qwerty keyboard with these d-mn stallones.
women’s open toed shoes that are wrongly sized, causing the toes to hang over the front of the shoes (like stallone in cliffhanger).
guy: “d-mn girl, where you get those stallones from?”
girl: “stallones? these are stilettos.”
guy: “nah, those are stallones.”
derived from the stallone movie “cliffhanger”, having boogie hanging from the nasal p-ssages. can also refer to p–p that refuses to release itself from the -n-s.

i had some nasty stallone’s hanging from my -ss, so i wiped it on the bathroom wall.
1. to knock someone unconscious with one swift punch to the head.
dude, i’ll stallone you like i did to graser last night!
1) popular movie star, who became famous with rambo.
2) (to pull a) to sneak up on an unsuspecting victim and c-cklash them vigorously, causing surprise.
“burt was so drunk, it was easy to pull a stallone on him”
the act of revisiting a former s-xual partner, especially after a long period of time has elapsed between s-xual interaction.
stallone revisited his cl-ssic movies rambo and rocky after a long period of time.
dude, i just totally stalloned katie, a girl i dated back in middle school.