Stallonese
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a language spoken by the popular actor sylvester stallone. often is accompanied with subt-tles on tv, but is mostly just a series of low rumbly noises that originate in the throat, and are propelled by the contraction of the esophagus. this language was recognized by the m-sses when the first “rambo” movie premiered, causing audiences worldwide to say: “that guy’s got some major st–ze.”
pr-nounced (sta-(like stab)-low-knees) with the emphasis on sta.
“that man speaks with a major stallonese accent!”
“whatever, i’m funna kick his -ss.”
“bad call dude, that’s stallone himself.”
“i can take him.”
10 minutes p-ss
“ow. he broke my legs and then yelled at me in stallonese for like nine minutes!”
“i told you, that man’s stallonese is perfect!”
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