Stallowned


if you get beat in a arm wresling match and the guy who beats you gets custoday over his kid, or if a guy your trying to arrest blows up a town trying to kill you
you just got stallowned by that guy, he blew the sh-t outa that town
to have slyvester stallone destroy your sh-t.
“those idiots in hope wa got stallowned in first blood”
“rico got stallowned in judge dredd”
“apollo creed, clubber lang, ivan drago and tommy gunn all got stallowned”
to have sylvester stallone ram his p-n-s into your r-ct-m.
eric kukis thought he was a smart -ss until he was in the face down position of a stallowned.

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