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• pooper skewper

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• Poopgnant

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• Do less

  a phrase someone uses when a person is doing too d-mn much, trying too hard, being a little over sincere or enthusiastic. something you would say to a person who is normally cool, but for whatever reason acting too much like a try-hard -guy being really accommodating to a girl he likes, paying attention to […]

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