standale
the midpoint of grand rapids and grandville, basically all there is to do is smoke, drink, skate and f-ck with the homeless people. it’s like a mini town where everyone knows everyone, most of the kids there work at mcdonalds and get high before and after work and get drunk in cemeteries
“dude you tryna hit up that party in standale?”
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