standard cycle
the graphable curve by which men can measure the frequency with which they receive bl-wj-bs over the lifetime of a relationship.
if x=days spent in relationship and y=number of bl-wj-bs-per-month, then as x increases, y decreases. the curve usually looks like the positive side of a hyperbolic graph, starting with y being very high and eventually reaching somewhere between 0 and 1, actually hitting zero if the relationship is in the marriage phase.
dude 1: i used to get a lot of bl-wj-bs, but they tapered off and eventually stopped happening. the standard cycle.
dude 2: my standard cycle is a straight line that never goes above one.
dude 1: your wife sucks.
dude 2: no, she doesn’t, and that’s the problem.
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