standard deduction


the traditional lenten sacrifice of abstinence from non-seafood meat (beef, pork, chicken, lamb, etc.), as opposed to any additional sacrifice like chocolate, beer, video games, or s-x.
gf: are you gonna give up playing guitar hero for lent?
bf: h-lls no, i gotta finish it in hard. i’ll just take the standard deduction.
gf: step aside, then. i just need to beat “free bird” in expert to finish the game. nooch!
the traditional lenten sacrifice of abstinence from non-seafood meat (beef, pork, chicken, lamb, etc.), as opposed to any additional sacrifice like chocolate, beer, video games, or s-x.
gf: are you gonna give up playing guitar hero for lent?
bf: h-lls no, i gotta finish it in hard. i’ll just take the standard deduction.
gf: step aside, then. i just need to beat “knights of cydonia” in expert to finish the game. nooch!

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