Standing Still Shoes


s-xy high-heeled shoes that are virtually impossible to walk in, but you buy them anyway because they are for
activities that don’t require walking.
l: “i’d break my neck walking in those”
d: “so don’t walk in them. buy them for standing still shoes. your boyfriend will like em!”

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