stank tank


booty. the fat -ss of a smelly black girl
d-mn have you seen veronica’s stank tank.
stank tank (as in a smelly think tank):
a statement or way of thinking which characterizes the quintessential right-wing negative view of almost anything which is the least bit progressive, fair, logical, equitable, humanistic, or generally helpful to the common public-at-large.

stank-tanking stretches right-wing tenets —even moderate ones— to a point which can only be described as irrational, unreasonable, cynical, grotesque, stupid, and often downright indecent (which, ironically, negates the “traditional moral values” right-wing tenet and renders it hypocritical). usually racist, s-xist, condescending and mocking of the down-trodden. always short-sighted, selfish and narrow-minded.
examples of stank tank:
-corporations are people
-women who use birth control are sl-ts
-asians don’t view life as “we” do: life is cheap to them (quote from general westmoreland, vietnam era)
-college students are sn-bs
-“i’m unemployed too” (quote from millionaire, mitt romney)
-the unemployed are lazy
-“work makes you free” (sign at concentration camp entrance)
-“let them eat cake” (quote attributed to marie-antoinette, when told that the people had no bread to eat)
“if gays are granted rights, next we’ll have to give rights to prost-tutes and to people who sleep with st. bernards and to nailbiters.” (quote from anita bryant)
-poor people deserve to be poor
-black people should “go back to where they came from”
-latinos are illegal until proven otherwise
-global warming is a hoax
-if you’ve seen one redwood tree, you’ve seen them all (quote from ronald reagan)
-the u.s. auto industry should go bankrupt
“… h-m-s-xuals cannot reproduce …so they must recruit our children.” (anita bryant)
-union workers are socialist thugs

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