Stankette


a generation y (net generation) load hipster that has sh-ggy hair and wears tight jeans. generally, this person can be found hanging out with friends either attempting to play musical instruments like the guitar, drinking coffee, or loudly saying such phrases as: “i’m weak…” or “just sayin’.”
random stankette (in the hallway): lookin et dat bisch made me weak… just sayin’!

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