stanky pudding
stanky pudding is a term for female genitalia engaged in c-nn-l-ng-s, while also in need of hygienic attention. this could be due to performing physical activity in a hot environment but not having access to sufficient cleaning facilities for a day or more afterwards.
jill: “i wanted to teach jack a lesson about shoving his nasty wiener in my face after he’s done at the gym. so after my two week camping trip with no running water, i stopped at his house on my way home and gave him the stanky pudding. unfortunately, he loved it.”
jack: “jill missed me so much while she was camping, she stopped at my house on her way home and sat on my face. i came all over the ceiling.”
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