star wars geek


the star wars fan who knows more about that galaxy than the one he lives in.
only a star wars geek knows the hyperdrive cl-ssification of the t-65j advanced x-wing starfighter.
someone who follows the production process of the latest movie from day one, buys tickets five months in advance, camps out at the movie theater for three weeks, wears a $2000 replica of darth vader’s suit to the midnight premiere, sees the movie eight times in a row, and then goes to his online message board to say how terrible the movie was.
i’m a star wars fan, but there’s no way in h-ll that i’m going to wait in line for a so-so movie.

Read Also:

  • stockflation

    informal inflation index “voted upon” by “short” and “long” day-traders in global market. roughly a measure of inflationary forces vs deflationary monetary -ssets. some of the obvious indicators are called the dow, nasdaq, and the standard and poors. calculated roughly as the inverse of the monetary symbol, as in the us, the dollar. stockflation has […]

  • Stockwood

    a beautiful area in south bristol where the less commen folk live!! what a beautiful place to live stockwood is!!

  • stop with the mass abbievs

    an ironic typo that can only be made by someone who is incredibly inept and/or computer nerd emporor napoleon: stop with the m-ss abbievs

  • Nellani

    a haileys comet, a unique constellation of attributes. generally creative, can seem distant and uninterested in being involved in the lives of others surrounding her, when lost in her own head. but loving nonetheless, and eternally loyal. she is so nellani.

  • streaky

    means somewhat fortuitous. “we lost to a streaky goal in the last minute.” a long streak of uselessness typically from the plymouth area known for perverse h-m-s-xual toilet meets and tractor racing with trans-xuals oi!!! r.j. you streaky sh-t-stabber leave the boys alone and get back on your tractor


Disclaimer: star wars geek definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.