Star Wars

the epic story about the dysfuctional skywalker family.

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help me obi wan. you’re my only pwn!

opening t-tle

maria with darth vader’s head
science fiction you can watch without neccessarily being a nerd.
i watched star wars last night and it was awesome as always. then i went to bed and dreamt of something other than star wars. the next morning i went to work and didn’t think about star wars all day. that night i went to a party and didn’t talk about star wars once.
the epic film series chronicling the rise, fall, and redemption of anakin skywalker.
bash it all you want, it’s the greatest film saga ever.
one of the best things ever.
-star wars is cool ah?

-h-ll, yeah.
the best piece of fiction ever created by the human mind. it features the galactic empire, the ultimate utopian government. rule through fear of force, countless uniform troops and star fighters, the most powerful star fleet in the history of the universe, the most organized and correct social structure, cruel and arrogant officers, absolute rule of the emperor, and finally… the darkest, most militaristic anthem ever…. the imperial march.
star wars represents the ultimate story, evil dictator and his innumerable armies vs. rag-tag rebellion. the ultimate tale of good(jedi/luke skywalker) vs. pure evil(palpatine).
quite possibly the most epic collection of science fiction stories ever made, it is the brilliantly designed brainchild of creator {george lucas}. telling the tale of the evil senator palpatine’s rise to power and the legacy of the skywalker family, you are wntered into a world where numerous aliens, planets, vehicles, droids, weapons, technology, and culture of a galaxy far, far away wrap your greatest imaginations in amazement. join anakin, luke,padme,leia,han, and obi-wan, as they struggle to defeat the sith, and restore peace to the galaxy
the phantom menace
attack of the clones
episode iii
a new hope
the empire strikes back
shadows of the empire
return of the jedi
possibly the one of the greatest stories ever written. it has a total of 5 movies and 100 or so books as well as hundreds of comics, games, etc. it is often pitted against star trek in flame wars.
let’s watch star wars.

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