Starbonics


1a.the lingo used by starbucks.
most of the time it is far from what the actual meaning of the drink is.
b. tall, grande, vente, macchiato, tazo. 2. the instruction booklet given by some starbucks that describe how to order.
macchiato means “to stain” in italian but in starbonics it translates to three shots of espresso and 3/4 of a cup of milk.

“can i have a medium coffee?”
“medium”
“yeah that size”
“you mean grande”
“whatever go to h-ll”

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