Starbuck Bitch


usually in the form of a woman or a severe heomos-xual, that insists on waking up in the morning throwing on a pair of dirty sweatpants and ugg boots, throwing on there northface jacket, putting there hair in a ponytail, but pulling strands of hair out to represent that they had a rough night. as you see them they are always accompanied with a starbucks coffee and are b-tching extremely louding about how rough of a night they had. although everyone kows she only does it for attention because she is an attention wh-r-
i cannot f-cking stand that stupid starbuck b-tch.

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