Starbucks cumshot


n. an alternate way to refer to the “starbucks doubleshot” beverage; a 6.5-oz can of espresso and cream. so called because, despite the fact that it is not carbonated, when opened it tends to eject some of its contents directly into one’s face or onto one’s clothes in a manner not unlike that of a c-mshot in a p-rno.
i shouldn’t have worn that little blue dress today. my morning starbucks c-mshot deposited a stain on it.

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