Starbucks Douchebag
a starbucks douchebag is an egotistical d-ck wad usually seen in coffee shops that have wifi service they usually wear gl-sses (even though their vision is perfectly fine) and they also wear berets and turtlenecks and usually have a mac book. they usually order some complex sh-t like “1 grande mocha frappuccino with 1/3 goats milk 1/3 soy milk and 1/3 skim milk” the regular day to day activities that a starbucks douchebag will partake in are as follows:
-writing some insignificant novel that n-body will ever want to read
-speaking about people in the 3rd person because of their huge sense of superiority and ent-tlement
-sitting in starbucks pretending that they actually matter
please note being a starbucks douchebag is a serious ailment and can potentially lead you to becoming a public masturbator in 20 years when you realize what kind of a failure you are. if you or someone you know is a starbucks douchebag do everyone a favor and shove a knife down their throat
why are there so many starbucks douchebags here? ah f-ck this im going back to tim hortons
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