Starbucks hag
a woman, usually older than forty, who hangs around “her favorite” starbucks location for the sole purpose of eying (and trying to flirt with) the younger hott boy baristas. a cursory glance at her cell phone may often reveal the background photo to be a snapshot snuck of the boy barista she is currently after.
often is excessively engrossed in tarot cards, palm reading, and various astronomy sh-t.
dude 1: whoa, dude 2, look over there the other side of the starbucks store!
dude 2: oh my god, is that woman flirting with that younger guy who’s making her drink?
dude 1: totally looks like it! but look- she looks old enough to be his grandma!
dude 2: what a starbucks hag!
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