Starbucks Ninja
that guy who is able to cut in line at starbucks without anyone noticing until it is too late.
that guy just walked in and already has his coffee, he is a starbucks ninja!
the ninja coffee, normally -ssociated with the -ss-ssination of presidents. codename: icedcoffee. dark_lueshi was the first to be victim of the iced coffee when a n-gg-r stole his television and threw broken dvd disks at him to distract him. one stuck in his d-ck and he bled out next to his gay partner ryezing, who was still sleeping.
starbucks ninja was the john f kennedy’s -ss-ssination.
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