Starting the Lawnmower


when one goes down on a girl for the first time and tries roughing it up, resulting in pulling the flaps back in a motion similar to revving up a chainsaw or lawnmower.
unrealistic girl 1:”ow, my p-ssy hurts.” unrealistic girl 2:”why?” unrealistic girl 1: “donald tried starting the lawnmower last night.”

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