Startle The Witch


a phrase originating from the video game left 4 dead that is to perform an action or say something that instantly transforms your good woman (wifey) from herself to a raving, dangerous banshee.
jon: lisa’s freaking out man! i don’t know what to do!

pat: what did you do?

jon: all i said was that i needed a little sp-ce.

pat: saying sh-t like that will always startle the witch.

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