startled moose
when a man is partaking in doggy style with a women, he “changes holes” sudenly without warning. meanwhile a friend is hiding with a camera ready. as the women shows a “startled” expression on her face, the man puts his hands behind the women’s head like moose antlers. this is the point where the hiding friend jumps out and takes a photo. she then looks like a startled moose.
wow, perfect picture man, it was taken right at perfect moment. i cant wait to show her boyfriend the startled moose.
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