stassis
st-ssis
sta⋅ssis stoh-siez
-noun
a mole, particularly one of the many that rested on aristotle on-ssis’ face, back and genital region. an interesting fact regarding st-ssises is that they were said to be alive – some might even go so far as to say, self-aware! there was much controversy surrounding the handling of on-ssis’ corpse during the autopsy, due to the suspicion that these dark protrusions,(now known as st-ssises) possessed an element of life long after his heart had stopped. in a highly reputable, and not-so-easily-debunked study, the esteemed metaphysicist, tom cruise, gave reports of faint, yet distinguishable exclamations jetting forward from these tiny moles. they were reported to have spoken in complete sentences, yelping such ridiculous claims as, “we are the the reincarnation of on-ssis” or, “i am the resurrection of aristotle on-ssis!”
tom cruise pressed a scalpel to one of dozens of st-ssises on on-ssis’ cold, decomposing b-ttock; the one labeled “chris.” the slightest cry issued forward – a squeak – a plea to anyone who would listen: “i am (chriss) st-ssis, the next on-ssis!”
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