stat graphic curse
a curse in sports where a small box of information known as a stat graphic appears on your tv explaining a current streak of some sort. after the stat graphic is no longer on your tv, the streak is snapped.
a stat graphic reads:
bruins are the only team not to allow a power play goal in the playoffs. two minutes later, the bruins allow a power play goal in the playoffs.
if you are a bruins fan, you have just fallen victim to the stat graphic curse.
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