Statch Macking


the act in which someone who is much older, converses, flirts, and all together gets their mack on with people of a considerably lower age. the penalties of such an act are, looking like a total idiot, being creepy, being known as “that kid”, and in some extreme cases a felony.
oh did you see andrew hitting on those freshman” “oh ya he was statch macking hard

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