staten island

the forgotten borough where you’ve gotten into arguments with people who think long island is the fifth borough. you refer to manhattan as ‘the city’. you call the ferry “the boat”. you can name all four bridges. denino’s pizza and ralph’s ices are the best summertime treats —and you will wait on line for 45 minutes just for a vanilla chip ice! you’ve gone sledding at latourette. there is only one mall… and it’s called ‘the mall.’ it takes you a half hour to get to your friend’s house… and they live less than a mile away. you know it’s prince’s bay, not princess bay. you would never swim in the water here. at least one of your relatives is fluent in italian.
you or someone you know has more than one matching velour sweat suits in their closet. you can smell the dump from your house but you’re so used to the smell that you don’t notice it anymore. you’ve gotten into a screaming match over a parking spot. someone you know has a lifetime membership to tanning loft. everyone you know claims to be ‘connected.’ you’ve hung out in a parking lot. you know the difference between richmond rd., richmond ave., and richmond terrace. you know that ‘mike’ owns all the good diners. you refer to every highway on the island as ‘the expressway.’ you’ve been cut off by a souped up honda accord with earth shaking b-ss playing. you have chased someone for cutting you off just to give them the finger. a development of townhouses has recently sprung up in your neighborhood. the shocks in your car are shot because you hit pot holes every 2 feet. you have the need to look at the people in the car next to you when stopped at a red light to see if it someone you know. you know never to walk on south beaches sand with out shoes. you’ve seen method man in the mall at least once. the monastery and sea view aren’t scary, just another place to drink. you own a north face jacket. everybody and their mother has a nextel. you wave at the weird leg guy when you p-ss the north sh-r-, and sometimes he waves back.
in staten island even the guys get their eyebrows waxed.
1) receptical of new york city’s garbage (paper, plastic and human)
2) a place where the makeup is thick and the accents are thicker.
3) where italian people go to die
4) the forgotten borough of new york city
the five broughs of new york city are manhattan, brooklyn, queens, the bronx and…and…and…oh yeah, staten island.
the forgotten borough
steve: isn’t harlem a borough?
justin: no, staten island is.
steve: what’s staten island?
a place where everybody from brooklyn moves to.
staten island the fifth borough of nyc, its 13 miles long with almost 1/2 a million residents. staten island hosts one of the largest landfills in the world which is roughly 2200 acres in size. the entire sh-r-line is polluted and the island is plauged with traffic and congestion.

manhatten and brooklyn are extreemly close to staten as well as jersey city so its difficult to get bored if you live here. the south sh-r- and north sh-r- differ in that the north sh-r- is more urbanized then the south.

a lot of staten island residents have a heavy accent, when the verrazano bridge went up many families from brooklyn flooded the island. access to the rest of the city is unique in that the train line ends in st george and you board a ferry boat that takes you to manhatten. as you p-ss the statue of liberty and approach the city the view is awesome.

staten island is home of wu.

staten island: annadale, arden heights, bay terrace, bulls head, castleton corners, clifton, concord, dongan hills, elm park, eltingville, emerson hill, grant city, grasmere, great kills, greenridge, grymes hill, huguenot, mariners harbor, midland beach, new brighton, new dorp, new springville, oakwood, park hill, pleasant plains, port richmond, prince’s bay, richmondtown, rosebank, rossville, south beach, st. george, stapleton, todt hill, tompkinsville, tottenville, travis, westerleigh, west new brighton, willowbrook.
sucker#1: y0 everyone from staten island hang out at the mall!
sucker#2: staten island sucks cause it only got one trainline, whats up with that?
sucker#3: everyone from staten island is a punk wigger or gangster, but i never been there.
a borough of nyc.

brooklyn with parking.

a place where, it seems, the majority of people (at least the ones who care to contribute to this website) cannot spell.

a place where i’ve lived most of my life(and my parents too), while i still manage to be educated, gainfully employed, accentless and of normal skin tone. there are a lot of us.
“where are you from?”
“staten island”
“wow, you don’t sound like it.’
most southern part of new york state.

an island demographically cut in half. the north sh-r- made up of black, latin, and irish familes of poorer stature who work labor or civil jobs and home of all the boroughs project developments, then the south sh-r- predominatly italian and some russian families, mainly business owners with lots of wealth and big houses. i just love the kids with their chirp phones and cars with spinners that daddy baught em who try so hard to act like they’re black but at the same time are the most racist people in new york. if your coming to staten island, live up north with me..lot better up here.
“them kids from the other side shaolin what”

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