Stathamesque


when you do something completely bad–ss it defies the laws of physics and will cause peoples minds to explode and their eyes to melt. comes from the name jason statham a british action movie star who’s as hardcore in real life as the characters in his movies.
guy #1: dude! jumping off that bridge while stabbing that ninja, and then saving that baby from those rabid lions by beating them with your bare hands was so bad–ss i lost control of my bowels.

guy #2: yea it was one stathamesque style move wasn’t it?

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