statisticular cancer


the disease of person (often politician or journalist) who is constantly spewing statistics and refuses to back up their arguments with anything else.
person 1: dude, bush refuses to use anything but numbers to prove that the iraq war was a good idea.

person 2: i know, he’s totally got statisticular cancer.

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