Status Grenade


a comment designed to cause unrest on facebook.

implied insults or suggestive comment to cause an explosion or faceplosion.
best thrown after a lengthy ‘chat’ status with 2 or more people bickering.
s: f-ck you, you are a sh-t brother
j: i wish you’d move out
s: i want to move out, you f-cker
j: i hate you so much
status grenade…..
x: is this the brother you were telling me you think may be gay, and who still wets the bed..

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