Status Ninja
any person/place/ or thing, that is not a pirate, that can input 2 or more comments onto a social networking status without drawing enough attention to receive a direct response
jesse:” did you see chris’ comment on jesseism?”
giovanni: “no.”
jesse: ” it was soo funny! he’s such a status ninja.”
one who successfully exercises the art of changing the topic of a social media status by posting a comment that instigates a conversation or argument about something irrelevant to the status.
sally’s status: “i just had a baby… i am so excited”
johnny boy: “i just started a new diet”
timid tim: “boy, i’ve been thinking about starting a diet myself, but i’m concerned it won’t work for me”
johnny boy: “how have you been tim, sounds like you’re still timid.”
-conversation between timid tim and johnny boy commences-
sally: “you’re a status ninja”
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