Status Shuffle


an application on facebook for unfunny people that have no mind of their own and have to steal other people’s wit and humour!
have you read his status? it was slightly funny. oh no, wait, it’s status shuffle, what a loser!
an application on facebook that is considered “posting for dummies.”
a certain dude was a loser who could not think of anything original to post on his facebook page, so he resorted to using status shuffle.

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