stay at home son

a unemployed man who lives with his parents and has no motivation to improve his life by getting a job or education.
after graduating from high school, six years ago, my son now spends all of his time watching p-rn and surfing the internet. he is a stay at home son
(from stay-at-home mom) a man-child who exhibits the following traits:
-does controlled substances
-never allows more than 900 seconds to p-ss between tobacco cigarettes (during the sleeping hours, he must get up at least twice during an 8 hour period to burn one)
-b-ms money off of his friends and never pays them back
-the inability to hold a job for more than 40 hours
-lives with his parents after the age of 30
-gets checks from the government and spends 75 percent or more on cigarettes, lottery, or alcohol
-spends endless hours instant messaging women to try to pick them up for romantic purposes
-when having a beverage at home, uses a fresh cup for each drink and never helps with just the dishes that he himself created
-attracts alcoholic friends like a rare earth neodymium magnet, especially one who modified himself (cutter) while under the influence
-never puts cds/dvds back in their cases…discs last an average of 48 hours before noticeable scratches form
-always looking for a handout
-performs deliberate premeditated installation of spyware onto the pc that is loaned to him / uninstalls firefox in favor of internet explorer
-leaves cigarette burn lines (yes lines, not holes) in the carpet
-listens only to modern rap narratives and goth-death-metal and must listen to it at 80 dba at 1 meter
-thinks every risk (like spending $20 on a single scratch ticket) will turn out rosy, no matter how far fetched
george costanza has some of the traits of a stay-at-home son.
one of my legacy friends has all of the above traits of a stay-at-home son.