Stay off the fuckin flowers


what you say to someone when you don’t want them on your property/flowers.
example 1:
guy 1: can i come over today and eat all your food?

guy 2: h-ll no. stay off the f-ckin flowers queerbait.

example 2:
guy 1: dude, i’m comin over to get that car you posted on craigslist.

guy 2: dude, stay off the f-ckin flowers. someone already bought it.

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