stay safe
expression of a wish for the continued welfare of a fellow human being, which sounds incredibly beta and cheesy when used inappropriately. often used ironically by alpha males.
on facebook:
girl: “anybody hearing about the shooting on the 91 freeway? yeah i’m stuck in that mess an supposedly won’t be going anywhere for another 4 hours… fml!!!!”
guy: “between main and 15, you can use the 6th…but it is crowded. the santa ana is also another alternate, according to knx 1070.”
guy: “basically, there is a police investigation going on. i really feel sorry for you. i will be praying for your safety:)”
girl: “yeah, we are completely stopped, no chance of moving anywhere”
guy: “i hope you are alright. are you ok?”
guy: “please…stay safe.”
girl: “i got the whole story on the radio but thanks for your help”
guy: “anytime, amy. please hang in there, ok? i will be praying for you:).”
guy: “i bet this will be quite a story once you finally escape. please try to think happy thoughts, if you can. bye for now.”
girl: “i’m outta there!!! we all literally did a 180 on the highway and went out through the on-ramp”
guy: “you are soooooooo lucky, amy. congratulations. i bet you will sleep a lot better tonight. thanks for keeping us updated, good night.”
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