STD-scale
is a scale used to describe how much one would like to have s-x with someone.
the concept of the scale is to express which std (s-xual transmitted disease) a girl/guy could infect one with, without one regretting sleeping with that person.
the scale ranges from “none” to “ebola”
rating from normal or uglier to more beautiful the official std-scale divided into the following levels:
– none
– herpes
– human papillomavirus (hpv)
– chlamydia
– gonorrhea
– syphillis
– hiv
– aids (full grown aids with all the opportunistic infections that follow)
– ebola
– where would you place your wife on the std-scale?
– that girl could give me aids
– no way i’m doing another “none” tonight
– ten years ago natalie portman could give me aids, now she’s more like chlamydia
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